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Sorry I didn’t get to write in a while. I’ve been traveling and have been busy at the office to write anything substantial. At any rate, here I am back in the Deep North where they drive around with the Maple Leaf on the back of their pickup. Yes, I'm back in Montreal…Toronto? Whatever.

I have nothing really substantial to write about this trip other than these two:

1. While I was at the airport, there was a guy who sat down next to me and randomly started juggling. Grown men will never be treated with respect. First, your entire clientele depends on children surviving another year and celebrating it with cake and a juggler or a magician. Second, your entire competition consists of cake, magician, and puberty. Third, no one has ever said “when I grow up, I want to be a juggler”—mime, maybe, but never juggler.
2. Make sure you check out McGill University. Along with their beautiful campus and this awesome statue trailblazing merchant James McGill, the Martlet women rock!

Enjoy!